Going to a wedding this weekend, so P&P is early and brief.
Ass-Ramming HotCocks (3-1) vs. Cholish Chachfaces (2-2)
I was worried, but then I realized that Chalski has the wrong Steve Smith. Hey, that Massaquoi kid was great for a week, wasn't he? HotCocks.
Charm City Murder (1-3) vs. FUBAR (1-3)
Just listen to the names on Spence's team: Kyle Orton. Jerome Harrison. Tashard Choice. Bobby Wade. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2018 Hall of Fame induction class. Murder wins. (It always does.)
Bardois Bourgeoisie (2-2) vs. Alligator Fuckhouse (3-1)
Braylon Edwards is on the Jets! That's going to change him from a total shitter to a productive receiver, right? Fuckhouse.
I'm Here for the Gangbang (2-2) vs. Pet Monkey (0-4)
You're due, Billy. You're due. Pet Monkey.
Iron Chef of Pounding Poon (3-1) vs. Chip Lohmiller (3-1)
Dekker's team scares me. I can't wait 'til they fall apart. But it's not yet. Lohmiller.
Juse and the Argonauts (2-2) vs. Merriman's Bitch-Chokers (2-2)
Juse, I'm sorry that Darren McFadden fucked you again. And that Dwayne Bowe has sucked. And that Steven Jackson plays for the worst team in the league. Bitch-Chokers.
Last week: 3-3
Overall: 17-7
Good luck to everyone this week, except Chalski. I'm not gonna blow smoke up your ask, Chalski. Your kid is ugly.
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i can't believe will picked up miles austin and started him an hour before kickoff. i REALLY can't believe i told anyone who would listen about the great trade i made, only to see one of the guys i traded away drop 41 points. on me.
it's cool. the hall of famer i traded for had one catch. i feel as though i'm being punished for some past transgression against fantasy sports. dekker, hangin in the 'wood for the weekend, mentioned that maybe it's because the only part of sovic's blog i ever read is the part about me or my team. i wonder if anyone else does that (or would admit to it).
billy, that was just sad.
This is for you, commish. and any other dc area folks.
the nbd commish, that is.
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