Here we are in the last week of the regular season, and maybe my last P&P of the year (haven't decided yet whether I'm gonna preview the playoffs or let them speak for themselves). I had planned on including some power rankings here, with one bracket for the playoff teams and another for next year's contenders, but then I woke up at noon with a hangover after some holiday festivities last night. So we're going for some super-brief predictions, and I'll publish the rankings later on today.
The Death Panel (7-5) vs. Deuceburger (3-9)
Another week, another loss for Manning's hapless team. Panel.
Sexy Cheeseburger (5-7) vs. Goin' Rogue Y'all (4-8)
Neither team is getting to the playoffs, but at least they've got sibling rivalry to play for. Their records should even out today. Rogue.
Who Gonna Check Me Boo? (9-3) vs. Wild Stallions (8-4)
Even if Colly loses this game, he's pretty much guaranteed the regular season title thanks to his points advantage. But a win could mean a first-round bye for the Stallions, so they've got some motivation. Some injury issues for the Boo have me thinking they just may get it. Stallions.
Burke City Giants (7-5) vs. Woody's Warriors (5-7)
It sure would help me if Woody beat Michael here, which is why it's so frustrating that there's an inactive Michael Turner in his line-up twenty minutes before gametime. Dammit. Burke City.
Harry Lance Hannibal (8-4) vs. Mental Errors (8-4)
With a low point total, Ray pretty much has no shot at the bye, but he could take it away from Elliott. Unfortunately, I don't think he's got the talent to do so. Errors.
Matt Ryan Loves Dogs (4-8) vs. Vag Secretion Parfait (4-8)
Do even these guys care about the outcome of this game? Um... MRLD?
Good luck to everyone this weekend except for Kex. Would there be any point to talking shit here? There's no chance he reads it. Has the balls to propose rule changes in his first e-mail of the season in Week 12, though.
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