BIFL - Week 2 Preview

If I survive the Chinese I ate tonight, and the 100-year-old hot dog I eat at Fenway tomorrow night, here's what I'll see come Sunday:

Juse & the Argonauts vs. Chip Lohmiller
Lohmiller's NFC East bloc (Romo, Owens, Westbrook) = blowout power. Meanwhile, Juse's AFC North connection (Anderson and McGahee) might actually blow up.
Lohmiller by 10

Pet Monkey vs. Iron Chef of Pounding Poon
LDT is significantly better than Larry Johnson. But every other player on Pet Monkey is better than every other player on ICPP.
Pet Monkey by 12

Egon Spengler vs. Alligator Fuckhouse
Soutendijk is fucked.
Spengler by 9

Sky Vault Centurions vs. Jeff Stryker is not really gay
Indianapolis doesn't play run defense, do they? Shit I made a stupid bet against Will last week.
Jeff Stryker by 5

Manatee Eaters vs. Skinny White Guys
I've never thought that highly of Reggie Bush as an NFLer. But I'm scared to death of what he's gonna do to the Skins this weekend. If Ryan Grant were full strength, I'd probably still give it to Doit, but he's not, so...
Eaters by 4

Cholish Chachfaces vs. FUBAR
I think this one's gonna be close. Real close. So I'm just gonna go with the guy who hasn't had a picture that doesn't work as his logo since last season. Tighten it up, Jones.
Cholach by 2

Last week: 6-0

That's right, bitches. 6-0.