BIFL - Week 7 Review

Due to mounting personal obligations (1st quarter grades due, book club, fantasy basketball drafting, Rock Band 2) and a general need to re-charge my creativity batteries, FtDoCEL is gonna be on semi-hiatus for the next week or two, with barebones Reviews and Previews. Plenty of big plans for November, though, as I'll have some days off for Election Day, Veterans' Day and Thanksgiving, and plan on re-visiting my post-draft commentary and updating the Power Rankings. Before I dip into speed-post mode, just wanted to thank folks for reading and posting comments. I'm having a good time doing this thing.
Here's Week 7 in a nutshell:

Cholish Chachfaces 73, Juse and the Arrrrrghonauts 96
Sammy Morris (21) is good? Matt Schaub (18) wins fantasy games? Okay.

Manatee Eaters 63.5, Iron Chef of Pounding Poon 76.5
I told you Chuck's team was not that good. Neither is Dick's, by the way.

Egon Spengler 114.5, Sky Vault Centurions 91
Phew. Avoided the dreaded 2-5. Thanks Steven Jackson (39) and Chris Johnson (26)! I think I'll trade one of you now.

FUBAR 101.5, Pet Monkey 83.5
I'm not sure if I ever actually wrote it, but I was of the opinion that trading away Roy Williams was gonna hurt Calvin Johnson since defenses would be able to focus all their energies on him. Um, no. (29 points this week.)

Alligator Fuckhouse 125, Hernial Growth 90.5
You may question the maturity of me refusing to write about Soutendijk's team after he failed to join me and Doit at the sports bar for Week 6, but he did come out this week. He also had an incredible fantasy week, destroying Doit. We all win! (Except for Bardey)

Jeff Stryker is not really gay 126.5, Chip Lohmiller 111
Happy Wedding, Will! We all chipped in and got you the high score of the week.

That's all I'm getting you, by the way. Shouldn't have cancelled that big wedding in the spring.

Use your time off from reading an extended blog post this week to do something with your lives, you sorry fucks.