8.21.2008

Free Fantasy Team Names

Perusing my various leagues, I have noticed that some of you have truly awful fantasy team names (Papkin) or haven't changed your horribly outdated monikers (Dekker). With that in mind, I offer you a few of the discarded ideas from the wastebasket of Cmndt. Lassard. Feel free to use any of these timely suggestions:

From G's to Giants
Wallace Spearmon's Habitual Line-Steppers
TJ Houshaakashvili
Obama-Addai '08
Tropical Storm Faylon Edwards
McCain-Mendenhall '08
Kerri Walsh's Tall Box
Maurice JonasBrothers-Drew
Mac/Hayes/Upshaw: They're Killin' All our Black Guys!
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
Vicky Christina Archuleta

So drop your lame-ass team names and pick up one of these.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaaha jonas bros.

Commandant Lassard said...

for the record, my favorite actual names from nbd so far are "Matt Ryan Loves Dogs" and "tri steeg area"